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holly-jollie-pie:

maddetectivewithabox:

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bumbleblaine:

There was a four year old named Hermione at my work today. It’s started. 

it has begun

The Potter generation is growing up.

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AND GETTIN’ BIZAY 

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bentefahner:

This maked me cry
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My girlfriend Kelley when she is tired

  • Me: why are you eating your ice cream upside down?
  • Kell: because, if I eat it the other way then it hurts when I bite into it, but when I eat it this way, I can lick it, like an ice cream lollipop
  • Me: .....
  • Kell: *laughs hysterically*
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"

HIGH SCHOOL



This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

"
HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

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vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…
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queermosexuallama:

onawingandaswear:

Hello all, so this is my dad, and he’s planning on cosplaying as Rescue Captain America at San Diego Comic-Con this year.

Here’s the problem: He’s 53 and he thinks he might be too old to cosplay. In addition, he thinks he’s not buff/handsome enough to pull it off a Captain America costume. So even though he’s put a ton of work into his cosplay, he’s thinking about not taking any of it with us.

I’ve set out to prove him wrong, so tumblr, please help me show this retired Air Force officer that he makes a great Captain America!

Do it!!!

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